Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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