I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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