Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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