nut hugger
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
