The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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