What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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