hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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