South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Randomize
