All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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