we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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