check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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