He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She told me I should be a condom model.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
