Whats the glycemic index on semen?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
