just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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