yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
17 year olds will be the death of me.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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