guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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