Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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