The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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