i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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