That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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