If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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