Duck Duck Cougar?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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