We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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