Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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