Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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