wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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