I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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