youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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