just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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