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I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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