I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You may now shotgun with the bride
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
