they need to just BURY HIM!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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