i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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