just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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