Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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