No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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