He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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