Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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