Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Life is so much better after having sex.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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