do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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