Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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