I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
