Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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