ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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