He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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