There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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