Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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