I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the room spins SO much faster in panama
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
And then he peed in my hair
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