Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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