yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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