dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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