its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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