tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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