just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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