Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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